Quotes

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

“If you stay away from parties, you’re called a snob. If you go, you’re an exhibitionist. If you don’t talk, you’re dumb. If you do talk, you’re quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.”

“I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn’t is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint. ”

“The thing about happiness is that it doesn’t help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I’m grateful that my bed of roses was made up equally of blossoms and thorns. I’ve had a privileged, creative, exciting life, and I think that the parts that were less joyous were preparing me, testing me, strengthening me. ”

“It’s said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies – because you never know when you’ll have to work with them.”

“How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn’t make any sense at all in the sunlight?”

“I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up”

“I planned on having one husband and seven children, but it turned out the other way around.”

“All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.”

“I’m so gullible. I’m so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.”

“My life has been a series of emergencies.”